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Apr 1, 2022Liked by Brent Hartinger, Michael Jensen

This was brilliant! I too was confused until I read the comments and then remembered the date. Maybe Purell really is the unofficial corporate sponsor of travel during COVID-19...After all, as The Lonely Island says, "There's no such thing as too much Purell."

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Apr 1, 2022Liked by Brent Hartinger, Michael Jensen

You got me! I kept thinking, What in hell happened to them? Good piece!

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Apr 1, 2022Liked by Brent Hartinger, Michael Jensen

You had me from the start. I was excited for you guys! Jokes on me😂

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Apr 1, 2022Liked by Brent Hartinger, Michael Jensen

OMG -- until you mentioned Tom Ford dressing you I was scratching my head a little but then BOOM -- it hit me this was April 1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thanks for the laugh this morning!

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You stinkers! Got me. And it isn't even 6:00 a.m. yet!

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Apr 1, 2022Liked by Brent Hartinger, Michael Jensen

OMG this was so clever and funny! 😂 Also the first time I see a newsletter taking advantage of April Fool’s Day, now I’ll be in the lookout not to be fooled by others 😆

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Apr 1, 2022Liked by Brent Hartinger, Michael Jensen

You guys really had me confused and pissed! Good one… I had forgotten the date.

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Apr 1, 2022Liked by Brent Hartinger, Michael Jensen

I thought oh my goodness someone has hijacked their Substack!😂

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Apr 1, 2022Liked by Brent Hartinger, Michael Jensen

Ha ha. Good one!

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Apr 1, 2022Liked by Brent Hartinger, Michael Jensen

Congrat... oh?

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Apr 1, 2022Liked by Brent Hartinger, Michael Jensen

Forgot the date. I was shocked, angry and over the top by the last paragraph. Whew. You got me good.

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Apr 1, 2022Liked by Brent Hartinger, Michael Jensen

You had me there for one second! My second son was born about five minutes after midnight on April 1, 28 years ago. When the nurse said "it's a boy" I said "April fool, right?" Of course it wasn't and he's a delight.

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Wow, I really was about to unsubscribe. Great prank. You got me! 😆

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Apr 1, 2022Liked by Michael Jensen

I am disgusted with you. I am unsubscribing. I imagine before long there will be a list of commercials before I can read. Who next? Trump Enterprises?

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We're all washing our hands of both of you. *storms out*

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