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Madeline Wahl's avatar

This was brilliant! I too was confused until I read the comments and then remembered the date. Maybe Purell really is the unofficial corporate sponsor of travel during COVID-19...After all, as The Lonely Island says, "There's no such thing as too much Purell."

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Brent Hartinger's avatar

Haha I think you may be right

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Dru Pearson's avatar

You got me! I kept thinking, What in hell happened to them? Good piece!

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Brent Hartinger's avatar

Haha thanks 😉

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Tess Marshall's avatar

You had me from the start. I was excited for you guys! Jokes on me😂

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Michael Jensen's avatar

Wait till see you the desk we made with Jeff Bezos! 😎😎

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Brent Hartinger's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Jenn Lindemann's avatar

OMG -- until you mentioned Tom Ford dressing you I was scratching my head a little but then BOOM -- it hit me this was April 1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thanks for the laugh this morning!

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Michael Jensen's avatar

Our pleasure!

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Janelle Meraz Hooper's avatar

You stinkers! Got me. And it isn't even 6:00 a.m. yet!

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Brent Hartinger's avatar

Sorry! 😉

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Leo Mascaro's avatar

OMG this was so clever and funny! 😂 Also the first time I see a newsletter taking advantage of April Fool’s Day, now I’ll be in the lookout not to be fooled by others 😆

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Brent Hartinger's avatar

🙂🙂🙂

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Michael Jensen's avatar

Awesome! Thanks, Leo!

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Robert's avatar

You guys really had me confused and pissed! Good one… I had forgotten the date.

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Michael Jensen's avatar

Didn't mean to make you pissed! 🤣🤣🤣

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Brent Hartinger's avatar

🙂🙂🙃🙃

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Chris Jacobs's avatar

I thought oh my goodness someone has hijacked their Substack!😂

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Brent Hartinger's avatar

😉😉

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Amy Dresser's avatar

Ha ha. Good one!

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Yongsin Park's avatar

Congrat... oh?

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Georganna Hawley's avatar

Forgot the date. I was shocked, angry and over the top by the last paragraph. Whew. You got me good.

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Brent Hartinger's avatar

🙂🙃🙂

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Michael Jensen's avatar

Our work here is done!

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Sheila Bauer's avatar

You had me there for one second! My second son was born about five minutes after midnight on April 1, 28 years ago. When the nurse said "it's a boy" I said "April fool, right?" Of course it wasn't and he's a delight.

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Michael Jensen's avatar

More delightful than us?!?! 🤣🤣🤣

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Sheila Bauer's avatar

Of course not!!

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Karla Parra's avatar

Wow, I really was about to unsubscribe. Great prank. You got me! 😆

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Michael Jensen's avatar

Thank goodness you read until the end!

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Tom's avatar

I am disgusted with you. I am unsubscribing. I imagine before long there will be a list of commercials before I can read. Who next? Trump Enterprises?

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Michael Jensen's avatar

WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT DEAL?!?!?!

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Mike Sowden's avatar

We're all washing our hands of both of you. *storms out*

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Michael Jensen's avatar

We're sorry! Please come back!

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Brent Hartinger's avatar

🤣🤣

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