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Eva's avatar

Fun read! I always love to hear what tourists think of our weird language😄 However I must make one correction - we don’t have shrimp here, only prawns 😝

Those AI images will haunt my nightmares!!

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Michael Jensen's avatar

Which I have since learned and shall correct!

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Sue Cauhape's avatar

LOL!!! I guess Crocodile Dundee is old hat. And why do they call it a budgie sMuggler? Why not budgie sNuggler?

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Michael Jensen's avatar

That is an excellent question!

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Dr Vicki Connop's avatar

As a Brit living in New Zealand for the past 17 years, I fully concur. In between the lazy shortened words (why expend more energy than you need on a hot day?), and the everyday use of Māori words (which I love), I find myself speaking a whole new language down here 😃 It's just hard to remember to revert back to English 1.0 when I go back to my roots!

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Michael Jensen's avatar

Yeah, the first time I returned to the US I was pretty obnoxious with all of the Aussie slang!

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Kate Walker's avatar

You know that half of this is British slang the dirty convicts stole on their way south? ;)

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Michael Jensen's avatar

There's defo some overlap. But 50% of what I've got here? I don't think so...

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Luke Naughton's avatar

I write about Straya a bit, and have come across lots of articles that hash and rehash Australian lingo, but this is the most dinkum site I’ve come across that actually has some smarts behind it : https://slll.cass.anu.edu.au/centres/andc/meanings-origins/all

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Michael Jensen's avatar

Forgot to say you're right about that site!

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Chris Hyde's avatar

Having spent the month of September with our friends in Australia (my third trip there), this was a fun read. I understand most Aussie slang, but there are the occasional words that throw me. Australia will always be in my heart and the boomerang that is now tattooed on my arm is proof that I'll always return there!

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Michael Jensen's avatar

So glad you love it as much as I do!

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William Barnes's avatar

Dear Michael:

I certainly like what Bing's AI thinks it knows what you like by way of the Australian men it provided for you. Whenever my students do something of note, I sometimes use the following, "As they say in Australia, 'Good on ya'". I learned that from a bonafide Australian I worked with a few years ago. Take care and enjoy the holidays in sunny and warm Sydney.

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Michael Jensen's avatar

Thank you, William. I reckon that's a great saying to know. Hope it isn't too chilly wherever you are at!

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Gayla Gray's avatar

I haven't laughed this much in quite a while! Loved it.

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Michael Jensen's avatar

Thanks, Gayla!

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Nina's avatar

Awwww but you missed the bin chooks and the nope ropes! I’ve been here 12 years, Aussie slang defo has no end 🙂

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Michael Jensen's avatar

Ah , yes, the poor ibis...

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John E. Dobbs's avatar

Enjoyed the laughs and Aussie info!

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Michael Jensen's avatar

Excellent! Now pardon be while I adjust my budgie smuggler!

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John E. Dobbs's avatar

🤭😅

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Amanda Kendle's avatar

OMG. I’ve snorted my tea everywhere over this. I don’t even know where to start!! But I definitely can never un-see some of those images!!!

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Michael Jensen's avatar

<MICHAEL closes his laptop and walks away having accomplished all in life he can hope for>

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Amanda Kendle's avatar

😂😂😂

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Kim's avatar

Great article, mate! This was my take-complete with a song! https://www.rocinanteroad.com/post/intercultural-communication-can-be-a-challenge-even-when-you-speak-the-same-language

Buy hey, I'm off to see the rellies soon, so g'day!

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Michael Jensen's avatar

Just read it. Great take!

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RainJ's avatar

Oh my god, the Bing AI images made my day 😂😂😂😂 what the hell is going on there!

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Michael Jensen's avatar

Love hearing that!

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Linda Cardillo's avatar

The AI images are hysterical 🤣

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Michael Jensen's avatar

They totally killed me!

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Alison's avatar

OMG this is simultaneously hilarious and appalling. I know the slang of course, and yeah a 'Murican trying to use it would be cringey like nails on a chalk board. The Bing AI images are truly appalling on so many levels. Great article Michael.

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Michael Jensen's avatar

Thanks so much!

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Roberta Hill, Senior Travel's avatar

Funny - great way to start the day.

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Michael Jensen's avatar

Glad you enjoyed it!

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