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Claire Polders's avatar

This was fun to read! Your perfect house doesn’t sound that impossible. And it comes close to how I would describe mine. The walking, the view, the climate, the cost. But I do not want coziness: I dream of empty surfaces, zero clutter, and lots of light, with just some beautiful touches. I like Japanese homes.

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Brent Hartinger's avatar

Oh that's very very interesting! [said in a Sigmund Freud voice]

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Jeanine Kitchel's avatar

You have much to choose from! As is said, the world IS your oyster. (whatever that actually means, think it was a 30s thing).

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Brent Hartinger's avatar

Haha you're right, what the hell DOES that mean! LOL

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Antonia Malchik's avatar

My heart! I loved this. And not just because of the walkability (essentially, the ability to walk places but also places to walk *to* as one of my nieces put it recently); I've spent a lot of my life centering around what "home" means. All these photos make me want to settle right in!

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Brent Hartinger's avatar

Hehe thanks! Yeah being PART OF something is probably the single most important factor.

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DenizB33's avatar

Ooh and one other good thing–not owning a place for over 10 years means not being responsible for the upkeep of the roof, windows, plumbing, etc! 🤗

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Brent Hartinger's avatar

Yes, we really really REALLY don't miss that!

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Milo's avatar

Fully agree! Having lived and experienced so many different types of housing, in so many parts of the world, I feel like I have a good idea of what I would want if I ever settle again!

Initially, I would be tempted to look for "the bigger place for the cheaper price", but after experiencing "big" apartments... I realize I feel much better in a cozy studio, easily manageable/easy to clean/etc.

On the other hand, I used to be charmed by historical/old buildings... Now, I'm more on the fence about it 😂 It's hard to keep up with the maintenance of the old! And on the other side, living in a modern apartment is so convenient: soundproofing, good water pressure, easy to clean, etc.

And the lighting! I realized it was so important for me after spending 3 weeks in a 1st-floor sublet apartment in Rio that barely had any light, I would keep the lights on for most of the day 😩

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Brent Hartinger's avatar

(That said, I wouldn't mind a casita for friends to come and say in when they visit! LOL

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Brent Hartinger's avatar

Oh, yeah, I agree COMPLETELY. The old vs. new? We had a 1904 Victorian once, and yes, it was charming, but oh man! The problems. it was endless. ON THE OTHER HAND, the house had been around for more than 100 years, so we knew it was SOLID. With new houses, there can be problems you don't expect. I just don't know the answer, I really don't.

I definitely prefer "small" now, though. Big it just too much upkeep.

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Scott Monaco's avatar

Well said, Brent. funny how the more you travel, the less forever a home needs to be.

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Brent Hartinger's avatar

Also well said!

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Dakota Gale's avatar

Love this! Snow all winter? Nahhhh, no thanks.

My wife and I felt this when we traveled for three years - we could live here oooh we could live oooh live oooh! It was like touring a shiny toy shop. Circumstances landed us for awhile, but we're aiming to do exactly what you're talking about in the near future. I think you're onto something!

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Brent Hartinger's avatar

Perhaps someday it will change but it works for the time being!

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Matt McMann's avatar

SUCH a great and helpful piece, Brent! Lisa and I are very similar in our dream home desires, and have landed where you and Michael have - travel to get it! Thanks for sharing

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Brent Hartinger's avatar

Thank you, Matt. Glad we could "inspire" you. (Fingers crossed that things never go south, cause then we'd get the blame!"

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Matt McMann's avatar

Oh absolutely. I will forever hold you guys responsible for any of my poor life decisions.

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Brent Hartinger's avatar

fortunately, we can just block you both.

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Lisa McMann's avatar

This was a delightful read. It was nice to see so many of your winning locations consolidated into one post. And your little Seattle home was beautiful!

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Brent Hartinger's avatar

Yes, it was lovely. Sometimes we miss it (but not that often -- it was a lot of work, and the homeowner's association was typical: no one willing do any work...)

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Lisa McMann's avatar

We had a place like that too, once. Or twice. Definitely don't miss HOA fees. Also don't miss the maintenance. And having to buy toilet paper. Actually we just had to buy a pack the other day for the first time in a year. It was weird!

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Brent Hartinger's avatar

It's quite liberating. I said to Matt that when we leave an apartment, it's like that scene in THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, where they release all their space garbage so the ship can go into hyperspace.

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Gary's avatar

Hi Brent and Michael. My wife and I spend a good amount of time in England as she grew up in Bristol. We love Bath it has about a 100,000 people. A great university, ancient Roman history, a gorgeous cathedral and a river runs through it surrounded by beautiful countryside with canals. It is very special. Check it out if you haven’t already. It is about 15 mins by train from Bristol. Enjoy your travels we are off to Aix en Provence to see if we could live there.

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Dakota Gale's avatar

I hear that Aix is fabulous! It's on my list of places to spend some time too. All the things with the fabled Christmas snow a short jaunt away in the Alps. Winning!

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Brent Hartinger's avatar

Yes, we spent two-three days in Bath and LOVED it. But the over-tourism is a thing, isn't it? It wasn't TOO bad when we were there (in the fall), but I can't imagine what it's like in summer.

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KewtieBird’s Photo Journey's avatar

I approve of your wishlist!!!!

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Brent Hartinger's avatar

Haha thank you!

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Riana | Teaspoon of Adventure's avatar

I co-sign this list! All things I would want in a dream home too. Any chance you’re sharing links to some of the places you mention, like the Bristol and Lake Como spots? Would love to stay In either of those someday!

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Riana | Teaspoon of Adventure's avatar

Thank you so much!

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D Heitman's avatar

I hate to break it to you but Clooney and family are moving to the south of France. I hope he doesn't lose your address in the midst of moving.

More seriously, I love your list.

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Brent Hartinger's avatar

They might be moving to get away from us, er, I mean, stalkers.

Honestly? I wasn't THAT impressed by the house, from the outside. I know they bought it for, like, $5 million but it sure as hell isn't worth $100 million or whatever they say it is.

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